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So, I’ve been away for the past week or so.  Doing freelance video work for the Kansas State Fair.  It’s a busy week, but I get to work with some great guys, see some great (and some shitty) shows and make great money.  I don’t have anything prepared really – but I thought I’d get on here and post some random junk…

The Pope in England: I cannot believe people still care what this man has to say.  Now, he wants atheists to apologize for Hitler?  I won’t go to much into detail with Hitler, but I will say that his issues went far deeper than religion.

Hitler’s name and deeds have been thrown around so much that they’ve essentially lost all meaning.  How many times have you heard, “Man, our waiter is like the ketchup-nazi.”  “Oh, you mean that our waiter is going to order the slaughter of millions…over the ketchup?”

Not to defend Hitler, but at least his evil was out in the open. The Pope should pay closer attention to his own evils (and the evils of his own organization)…and quit blaming atheists for the world’s woes.

Hawking on Larry King Live: I finally got around to watching Stephen Hawking on Larry King Live…I thought he was brilliant and blunt (if you have not watched it yet, head over to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AdKEHzmqxA and check it out).  He’s usually brilliant, but not often blunt.  He didn’t go into great detail about what his new book was about, just that the scientific account is complete and that theology was unnecessary.  He was so blunt that at the end of the interview, I almost expected him to throw down the microphone and yell, “Hawking Out, Bitches!”

The panel after this interview left a little to be desired.  I felt Leonard Mlodinov did a good job of explaining how the universe may have come about…but I’m aggravated that he dodged the “Are you atheists?” question…  “Yeah, we’re saying that there’s no reason to believe there’s a Creator. But, we aren’t willing to attach the word ‘Atheist’ to that.”

Father Robert Spitzer talked a lot about why he felt there was a creator, but he mentioned nothing (nada, zilch) about the God of the bible. The one with the rules and the punishment and the Adam and Eve and the Jesus…just, “There’s probably a God.”  He did nothing to back up the bible…

Deepak Chopra…does anyone give a shit what this guy says?  Really…

Also, I listened to “The Grand Design” audiobook once…and am going to do it again.

My Dad: I am noticing more of my dad in my mannerisms as I get older.  This is a good thing.

Pray for Them: Lots of people say “Pray for our Troops fighting overseas” without the slightest inkling that that’s the whole reason they’re in that mess.  I Support our Troops even if I don’t always support their mission.

Theist Coworker: A coworker (who is Mormon) asked me what religion I am, I responded that I have no religion…and that she would be unlikely to meet anyone less religious than me.  She asked if I was against religion.  Unfortunately I didn’t have enough time to answer this properly, I simply said, “Yes and No…I’ve no problem with people using the concept of God to guide their own lives…I am against it when they use the concept of God to guide others’ lives.”

Country Music Idiot: While working at the fair this year, one of the country music performers (let’s call him “Blake S.”…no, that’s too easy…let’s go with “B. Shelton”) said to the crowd, “One of the things I love about Kansas is that everybody gets to be themselves…and you can be as redneck as you want…and no one will judge you” then continued (paraphrasing, but not exaggerating) “But not them people who wear their pants below their ass…man, why do they do that…it just looks STOO-PID!!!  Next time you see one of them, tell ’em to pull their pants up over their asses!”

Implied racism aside (I know, white guys do it, too…), how narrow-minded do you have to be to say that everyone gets to be themselves in one sentence…then dog on people for how they dress in the next?

Activia commercials: Erectile Dysfunction, hemorrhoids, laxatives, that “not-so-fresh-feeling”, and “clean your balls.”  Over the years, companies have bombarded us with TV commercials that deal with very private issues.  We see ads all the time for private products that people purchase for private use…and they’ve never bothered me.  But, I find Activia commercials hard to stomach.  Why? Activia’s sole purpose is to help women who have trouble shitting.  Sure, the ads tout variety and flavor…but the underlying message…eat Activia and you’ll be shitting better in two weeks.  Jamie Lee Curtis is shitting better thanks to Activia…and YOU can TOO!

The problem is that Activia really isn’t a “private” product.  It’s something you keep in your refrigerator.  Have any of you seen Activia in someone else’s fridge? I have…at my mother-in-law’s house.   All I could think of is, “My wife’s mother doesn’t shit right” (shudder).  Not only that…I want to ask her, “Sooooo, are you shitting better?”



Update: Oh, and then he decided not to do it. 🙂 God apparently changed his mind…


So, there’s this guy in Florida who’s organizing an “International Burn the Quran Day” on September 11th and all I can think about is…WHY?!  What purpose does burning this book serve?

CBS News: Burn the Quran Day

I feel like I’m in a glass house casting this stone…after all, I did proudly participate in “Draw Muhammad Day” – in fact, you’ll see my rather saccharine contribution here. It’s a simple pencil sketch on a Post-It note – took me all of 16 seconds.

Is burning the Quran worse than drawing Muhammad? I think so…and here’s why…

Draw Muhammad Day, at least for me, was about pointing out how silly some of the practices of the Muslim faith are.  It was a way of saying “Look, I drew Muhammad and I didn’t get struck by lightning.”  I admit, I am well aware that the simple act of putting pencil to paper with the intent of drawing Muhammad was offensive to Muslims.  I also eat pork products nearly every day which, according to the Quran, is also offensive.

Besides, I am not part of the Muslim faith.  As such, I am not bound by their rules.  Just like I am not obligated to wear a uniform or salute military officers because I am not a member of the military (I was, but not now).

Burning the Quran only serves to agitate people of the Muslim faith. Burning the Quran draws attention to hate for their faith and hate is never the right path toward peace.

Besides, why do this on September 11th? Okay, I know the answer to that one…but hasn’t this date been marred by enough hate?  It’s almost like the people who organized this monstrosity of an event want to dwell on the hate and contempt of the attacks. You win a battle by being the better person…and the better person is always the one with less hate towards others.

You probably noticed, I’m not referring to these Quran-burning goons as Christians.  I’ve read enough about this event to know that most sensible Christians (oxymoron?) do not support it. I also won’t refer to the organizer, or his church by name – I feel they have gotten enough attention.

“International Burn the Quran Day” is a publicity stunt for maniacs.  The sad thing is that it will serve that purpose well.  It’s certainly getting attention. I’m writing about it, you’re reading about it and when it happens, you can be certain that TV cameras rolling.  When those clips air in Muslim areas of the world – they will be representative of ALL OF US!  Just like the actions of the 9/11 terrorists were unfairly representative of all Muslims.

I feel the best way to commemorate those who died in the attacks is to do what they were doing when they died…just living their lives.  We aren’t going to forget what happened to them…but spreading hate toward an entire faith because of the actions of a few is at the apex of hypocrisy and the nadir of compassion and tolerance.

I think September 11th should just be “International Go About Your Business Day” – I know I’ll be participating.  How about you?